| User: | "I crashed my computer on an internet site." |
| Me: | "What site?" |
| User: | "carols.org" |
| Me: | "..... just what kind of site is carols.org?" |
| User: | "I was looking up lyrics to a Christmas carol." |
| Me: | ".... why..... ugh, that's besides the point. Just turn off the computer and walk away for a few minutes. Turn it back on and you'll be fine. No more Christmas carols though." |